Raise your hand if you've been a good girl or boy and kept your New Year's Resolution. You know, the one about working out/running/hitting the gym/doing Couch Potato Pilates every week.
Don't worry, I won't tell if you haven't kept up. We all slack off or make commitments we don't really mean, anyway. (see: the divorce rate in this country.)
But if you
are going to the gym, yoga, whatever, please continue to (because you already do, right?) be mindful of others around you.
- Bathe, or at least wipe up, your private parts and pits before you go. Sweating is one thing. Reeking like a bathroom garbage can is another.
- Deodorant wouldn't kill you, either.
- Men: Keep that shirt on. Ladies: you, too. Men: No disagreeing with me on that last one.
And of course all the
other rules I've
bitched about
apply.
Let's not get all, "But I want to..." with the excuses and reasoning. That's the problem with society -- we've forgotten how to be considerate of one another and have put our "I want" or "My kids want" whining ahead of respect for others around us.
In the privacy of your own home? Do whatever the fuck you want.
Listen up, prescription-picker-uppers and pharmacy employees of the world: Ever hear of a little thing called privacy? Respect it, okay? The world does not need to hear that Grampa Jones is picking up Viagra.
