Thursday, April 1, 2010

10 Etiquette Tips For Today

Originally posted on

  1. Chew gum, loudly and with your mouth open, during all conversations.
  2. Leave your cell phone ringer turned on to its highest volume, and let the noise fly today! Even better if your ringtone is an obnoxious, tinny-sounding dowloaded song. Everyone loves a crappy-quality version of "Tipsy."
  3. Answer that call -- but only after you've thoroughly annoyed everyone within earshot by letting it go that long -- and speak loudly. Be sure to include ... continue reading