Throw the party you can afford

Yeah, I know it's 2010 and things are fucking expensive. Too bad. Hosting a party? No, you can't charge people. I don't care if it's a bridal shower for your best friend Suzy. Asking for cash -- as a gift, a donation, or a cost-defrayment -- is super bad form. And y'know what else? It screams, "I'm classless!"

Click "play" below to listen. Running time: 5 m 33 s.



People, blogs, and podcasts mentioned in this tirade:

• Trent Armstrong of Quick and Dirty Tips
• KateM
• ScarboroughDude
  

When you attend a cocktail party...

...dress for the occasion. Don't wear jeans. And don't heckle the host.