Guys: do you know what not to do when you use a urinal? Oh, no you don't.
Today's podcast features my friend Sanford who educates us on Four things you should never do in the men's room. How does he know? Personal experience.
Click "play" above to listen. Running time: 6 m 30 s.
Enjoy this educational video, courtesy of babelgum:
And just in case you missed it...Bathroom Number 1.
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Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Monday, April 12, 2010
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Hygiene belongs in the bathroom
How come so few people know this? Hygiene -- that's your primping, cleaning, washing, etc. -- belongs in your bathroom --your bathroom -- and rarely anywhere else.
Why? Because there's bacteria and germs associated with your hair, makeup, nail clippings and eyelashes flying everywhere.
Ladies and Gentlemen -- do not brush or comb your hair on public transport, at a restaurant, or in someone else's car. Or home. Do it at home -- and then leave it. Or sneak into the bathroom. But not out in the open.
Ladies and Gentlemen -- do not clip your nails -- fingernails or toenails -- anywhere but your own home bathroom. No, not even in the gym locker room. (Someone did this the other day in my gym locker room...yecch.) Fingernails are gross. Keep them in your bathroom garbage can. This is never okay at the office.
Ladies -- do not apply makeup in public, and especially not on public transportation. It's unseemly, and gross to those around you. At the sink in a restroom is fine; but not at dinner, with friends, on the train, etc.
And never ever floss in front of other people.
Keep your hygiene at your house. Those around you thank you.
Why? Because there's bacteria and germs associated with your hair, makeup, nail clippings and eyelashes flying everywhere.
Ladies and Gentlemen -- do not brush or comb your hair on public transport, at a restaurant, or in someone else's car. Or home. Do it at home -- and then leave it. Or sneak into the bathroom. But not out in the open.
Ladies and Gentlemen -- do not clip your nails -- fingernails or toenails -- anywhere but your own home bathroom. No, not even in the gym locker room. (Someone did this the other day in my gym locker room...yecch.) Fingernails are gross. Keep them in your bathroom garbage can. This is never okay at the office.
Ladies -- do not apply makeup in public, and especially not on public transportation. It's unseemly, and gross to those around you. At the sink in a restroom is fine; but not at dinner, with friends, on the train, etc.
And never ever floss in front of other people.
Keep your hygiene at your house. Those around you thank you.
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